I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
