dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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