you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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