Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How drunk are you?
Completed.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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