I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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