U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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