i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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