I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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