spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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