who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
