he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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