HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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