He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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