Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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