I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So vagazzling was a success
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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