we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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