angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I supernannyed him into submission
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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