Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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