Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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