Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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