Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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