i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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