with your own penis?
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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