if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize