But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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