you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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