Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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