So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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