so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish i was in the wii world.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
