If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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