awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't think brook has ever known best
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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