awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want a musical about memes.
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