It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
