Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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