Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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