Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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