why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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