If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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