I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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