Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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