Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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