Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize