She's JV to your varsity
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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