Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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