He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This toilet bowl is my home.
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