Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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