I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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