is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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