Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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