I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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