My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the day after is always just damage control
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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