your room smells of hookers.
And success
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
