i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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