Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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