dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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