Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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